Taken off mrbrown...

Household allowance
So my friend told me the other day, that he was not getting much action with his wife, because they have been so busy with work and the kids.He also told me he decided to increase her household allowance, because like all Singaporeans, he was enjoying a bumper year of growth and progress.

However, when his wife received the extra money, she asked him, "Why are you giving me this extra money? You want me to have more sex with you, is it?"

He replied, "No lah! Why, this money is to improve our lives, give us hope and provide opportunities on a sustainable long-term basis!"

She looked at him cynically and said, "I thought money was tight and we were operating at a deficit?"

He said, "No lah, after some calculations, I found that it was actually a surplus." He added, "My company decided I am actually underpaid based on benchmarks, so they gave me a raise."

The wife still did not look convinced, "So this is not an erection budget?"

"Of course not!" he replied.

"Yeah right."


*lol*