Here's somethin funny to enjoy for those of you who've watched 300 courtesy of boredphuck. I know shun will enjoy this ;)

An entry from the blog of Leonidas, King of Sparta.

Date: 480 B.C.

Day 1

It felt good kicking that gay ass messenger. Are all Persians as gay as him? I am going to so pwn Xerxes.

Day 4

I wish i didn't ask my wife to marry a good man, bear good children, and live a good life before i left. I'm in deep shit if i come back alive. In fact, i think its seriously f*cked up to marry the daughter of my half brother.

Day 5

Gay boy Xerxes asked me to lay down my arms. F*ck him. As if i will trust a boy with make up. The Persians have way cool costumes. Love the masks. Wonder whether we will swap costumes after the battle.

Day 7

Great success in repelling the Persians. I seriously think we are going to win this one. I'm getting seriously turned on by the nipples i see around me. I hope the wife is saving herself up for my return ...

Side note: I have a bad feeling about that hunchback. He gave me a funny look. I wonder if he is gay.

Day 8

F*CK! F*CK! F*CK! They surrounded us! The scout lied! There are a bigazillion of them gay boy Persians! And they got elephants! And rhinos! And ninjas! I wish i laid the oracle chick. She's cute.

Day 9

I doubt i will make it alive. But i think this will make a great movie some day. I hope they get someone cute to act as me. At least i made Gay King Xerxes realised he can't f*ck around with the l33t.