Got this courtesy of G, it's friggin hilarious. Just aids that image of the ignorant, misguided, arrogant American image that has come more and more to the fore espicially in the last few years.
posted by MrTan @ 9:35 AM
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Buffets!
The Line @ Shangri La
Spice Brasserie @ Plaza Parkroyal
Aquamarine @ Marina Mandarin
Carousel @ Royal Plaza On Scotts
Cafebiz @ Traders
Olive Tree @ Hotel InterContinentalp>
Dinner pour deux
Cliff @ The Beaufort
Oosh @ Dempsey
Pier Eleven @ Marina South
Garibaldi @ Purvis Street
The Sun with Moon Japanese Dining & Cafe @ Chijmes
Desserts ooh la la!
Outback Steakhouse @ Millenia Walk
Trattoria Lafiandra @ Prinsep
Swiss Baeckerei @ Frankel
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